Aggressive Non-Interaction
Litigation is inherently a game of interaction. Plaintiffs want depositions, defendants want to offer evidence, and lawyers want to talk. By utilizing The Wall Defense™, Legally Mime removes the possibility of participation entirely.
Our representatives are trained to stand perfectly still, placing their palms firmly against a high-tension, invisible plane that separates our clients from the outside world. This technique is designed to exhaust the opposing counsel's desire to initiate communication by creating a profound, awkward psychological barrier that no amount of paperwork can penetrate.
The Principle of Static Inertia
Most legal teams operate on the assumption that you will respond to a summons. By applying the Principle of Static Inertia, our representatives demonstrate that you are effectively a fixture of the environment. If you refuse to move, acknowledge the server, or blink, you are no longer a target of litigation, you are simply part of the office decor.
Case Study: The Courtroom Standoff
During a contentious civil proceeding, a client was expected to provide testimony regarding the whereabouts of a missing collection of rare plastic brick like objects. As the opposing attorney began his opening statement, our representative, Officer Deburau, took his seat in the witness chair.
He proceeded to spend the entirety of the hearing sitting on an invisible chair, perfectly poised, staring directly at the ceiling. When the judge demanded he provide a verbal response asking his stance on stare decisis, Deburau simply adjusted his imaginary tie and leaned slightly, maintaining his posture on the void. The attorneys eventually grew so frustrated by his stability, that the case was dismissed for fear that long standing court precedents would be overturned.
